- 2nd
- 08:40 pm
And in the evenings I would bellydance
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- 7th
- 03:03 pm
Well, four things and a lizard
- 4 comments
10:16 pmBecause we all know that the Golden Globe award is actually the GOLDEN DEATH STAR AWARD
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- 9th
- 03:26 pm
I think I'm the first person to ever put "antediluvian" and "fink" together to form an insult
- 2 comments
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09:10 pmWhat will you do, or what should you do, if a bird knocks over your dominoes?
- 19 comments
- 11th
- 11:30 am
It's like working inside of a cotton seed
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- 12th
- 08:59 pm
I will learn to play the good notes / tune you up the best I can
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 08:12 pm
We booked it!
- 10 comments
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- 15th
- 09:48 am
"Those are your function buttons!"
- 4 comments
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- 16th
- 09:38 am
Half my face is numb, but I'm on the upswing
- 5 comments
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- 17th
- 09:19 pm
"Say it." "...Your Kung Fu is the best."
- 20 comments
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- 21st
- 10:30 am
"Well, I went to bed at 7:30 last night. I haven't done that since the third grade."
- 13 comments
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- 22nd
- 07:39 pm
I only had a factory warranty for one of these things.
- 29 comments
- 24th
- 11:29 am
My guilt. Your FL post.
- 5 comments
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08:50 pmThese will all change by this time next week
- 11 comments
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- 25th
- 12:48 pm
All that desperate, administrative need.
- 3 comments
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- 28th
- 09:19 pm
And most Unions are not "Of The State Address'd"
- 14 comments
- 29th
- 10:16 pm
House : 4x10 : It's a Wonderful Lie
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- 30th
- 12:44 pm
"Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything."
- 7 comments
- 31st
- 11:47 am
Rock 'n' roll doesn't mind
- 17 comments
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