One equal temper of heroic hearts

My god, just watching the intro to "QI" makes me want to gobble up all the information in the world so I can suddenly be as knowledgeable (and as well-mustachioed) as Stephen Fry.

Children, if you can only emulate one gay man during your entire lifetimes, please do us all a courtesy and emulate Stephen Fry. He's simply the bee's knees.

I'm wearing a silk cravat right now, actually. And writing very punctilious letters to The Daily Mail. Actually, I'm eating a sandwich. And I may or may not be wearing any clothes.