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If, for some god awful reason, I ever end up in a vegetative state, I would like to have the entire ten hour series of VH1's I Love The New Millennium plugged directly into my brain so that, you know, I can remember the stuff that I forgot happened during the last two months or so. This shit is more up to date than MSNBC. I have been watching this show for the last two hours and have come to realize that there is nothing that I like better than seeing D-list celebrities come up with funny diatribes about the year that Ashton Kutcher made the trucker hat into a popular, if not temporary, fashion accessory.
In the interim, when VH1 launches into a commercial break long enough to allow members of the Senate to long-wind three to four key issues on CSPAN, I have been watching Engaged & Underage and Ghost Hunters. Engaged & Underage makes Ghost Hunters look like Masterpiece Theater by comparison. Also, someone is always fucking singing on Scrubs. What's up with that?
In an attempt to stave off thoughts of seppuku by PDA stylus, I have gotten hold of the first three episodes of Blackpool, which I will use as a palliative measure against bad American television. Because, I mean, Jesus, are you even watching this show? Allon-fucking-sy, people. Get on that shit.
Kate Wilkening is the professor emeritus of American Studies at Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. She will eat a pound of sauerkraut if you pay her five dollars.
In the interim, when VH1 launches into a commercial break long enough to allow members of the Senate to long-wind three to four key issues on CSPAN, I have been watching Engaged & Underage and Ghost Hunters. Engaged & Underage makes Ghost Hunters look like Masterpiece Theater by comparison. Also, someone is always fucking singing on Scrubs. What's up with that?
In an attempt to stave off thoughts of seppuku by PDA stylus, I have gotten hold of the first three episodes of Blackpool, which I will use as a palliative measure against bad American television. Because, I mean, Jesus, are you even watching this show? Allon-fucking-sy, people. Get on that shit.
Kate Wilkening is the professor emeritus of American Studies at Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. She will eat a pound of sauerkraut if you pay her five dollars.
