Wind power! O noez!

[katernater]

My neighbors are throwing a party and of course they have a karaoke machine. I kind of wish they had the ability to harmonize to go along with it, though.

Speaking of off-key: I found some old 11" x 17" sci-fi posters that my dad used to have hanging in his room. Some people shouldn't be allowed to imagine things:

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[another-myself.livejournal.com]

That's right up there with this.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

I have to wonder, how did the artist pitch this stuff? Did he go into his agent's office and say, "Man, I have this great idea for a painting. Okay, get this -- Tron versus a shark man. It practically PAINTS ITSELF. Also, uh, I'm going to need you to spot me eighty bucks for a tab of acid."

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to figure out how he pitched the second one. Must have been modeled after an evil ex-girlfriend?

[katernater.livejournal.com]

The last one is my favourite.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

You should take them to the apartment with you. ;D

[katernater.livejournal.com]

Uh, no.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

You'd have to seriously re-think your color scheme. Yikes.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

I'd have to seriously rethink my decision not to do hard drugs.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

I'd be petrified if I woke up to any of those in the morning.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

I think I should send the "EVILS OF SOLAR POWER" one to Al Gore. With a note attached that says, SOLAR POWER TEMPTS THE WRATH OF BA'AL!

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE MY HERO!

[katernater.livejournal.com]

WIND POWER, TOO.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE STILL AMAZING. XD

[katernater.livejournal.com]

I WISH MY BRAIN KEPT UP WITH MY HUMOUR REFLEX.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I'M BURNING CALORIES.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

TELL ME THAT'S THE HURRICANE TALKING.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

OH IT WILL BE VERY SOON. VERY, VERY SOON. RIGHT NOW I AM DRUNK OFF OF YOUR AWESOME.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, but I have to warn you: I may cause impaired judgment and low fetal birth weight.

[another-myself.livejournal.com]

DUDE. WANTED TO TELL YOU. I had the best drink ever and so thought of you.

[kirielle.livejournal.com]

sorry. this just made me lulz. :D

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

Are her boobs the eyes of a snake or are the eyes of a snake her boobs?

And why do they glow?

D:

[katernater.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I'm pretty jealous that anglerfish!lady is more stacked than I am.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering this, too. Which means I've been staring at it for too long. Which means that I noticed that her thigh seems to form the creature's lower jaw. That is all sorts of wrong and disturbing.

[antiquitea.livejournal.com]

I am oddly in love with that second one!

[katernater.livejournal.com]

Megan, this is going to sound like a strange question, but:

You're not, like, capable of unhinging your lower jaw and swallowing menfolk whole, are you?

[antiquitea.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Not that I recall.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Why? Why?? Oh dear lord WHY. I think I actually caught some kind of acid high after looking at these.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

There was another one that I didn't scan, which belonged to the same series. It was a very Dark Tower-esque scene: a desperado standing in the doorway of a tavern while, inside, a blonde waits for him at a table. WITH AN AXE IN HER HANDS.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

At least that had some sort of an IDEA behind it. Right now, wheelchair mummy robot is confusing the hell out of me.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

Wheelchair Mummy Robot: This fall on ABC!

[kirielle.livejournal.com]

(much icon love!)

[nerdish.livejournal.com]

the second one is like a horrible cracked out horribly ripped off horribly cheap imitation of Louis Royo.

now excuse me. I'm going to go beat myself senseless for even suggesting that the artistic great Royo is anything like that abomination.


peeseee...i'm emailing you about something.

[katernater.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you're right. I'm sad that I know who that is. ;_;

GREAT! I LOVE E-MAIL!

[highlander_ii]

Those are terrifying.