My only serious relationship ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

[katernater]

Listen to this and tell me that it doesn't make you want to run out and see "Run, Fat Boy, Run" this very instant. My god, Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran in the same movie; it makes me want to scream. I need to find Black Books. Soon.

There are too many people in this office. 'Makes it almost impossible to stare off into space without looking suspicious.