"Oops, there goes a billion kilowatt dam."

You know, it's almost unfair. I spent nearly sixty bucks on the third series of Doctor Who when, in reality, I only really got it for the three Master-centric episodes (especially, especially Sir Derek's brilliant turn as Professor Yana) at the end. John Simm just makes ( madness look like a well-coordinated spaz attack )

, doesn't he?

And I firmly believe that, if the Master had been allowed to colonize the world beyond Last of the Time Lords, we would have been treated to an iPod playlist that included (among other things) Annie Lennox's Walking On Broken Glass, and Sinatra's children's choir-backed version of High Hopes.

Of course, it would be a subjugated and enslaved children's choir at that point. Thaaaat's the Master! *twinkle*