"All the ladies like whiskers and they would tease their husbands to vote for you."

From bzzinglikeneon:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

1. I would have an army of mall walkers to do my fighting for me. A prolific and resilient species, the average mall walker moves at an approximate speed of 5km/h and can deflect zombie attacks with their wrist-mounted sweatbands.

2. Either Muse's "Apocalypse Please" (the absolutely indispensable End Of The World anthem), or that "Mahna Mahna" song from The Muppet Show -- because the relative comedic value of the Zompocalypse may vary.

3. Abraham Lincoln.

I just rhapsodized on the difference between "North American biscuits" and "British biscuits" to a friend of mine. I am now officially disgusted by American culture.