What is the sound of one day sucking?

- Hoh man. This sucks. Yesterday? When I was feeling good and positive about having a "weekend" in the middle of the week? You know, to kind of break up the flow of things? Yeah. I rescind that goodness and positivity. Because having one day off in the middle of the week will make you think you have license to do things you only do on weekends (like stay up until 3:30 the night before because you're having a stellar writing session) but that you really, seriously shouldn't do during the week. Ever. Especially if you want to speak in anything other than nonsensical sentences at lunch the next day. Or wake up for work the next, next day remembering how to do your job.

The writing I don't regret in the slightest. It was the M*A*S*H marathon immediately afterward that I'm demonizing. (Oh, Trapper John! I'm sorry that Trapper John, M.D. didn't work out. Maybe you needed a war wound. Like trench foot. Television audiences love sarcastic doctors with limps.)

The first Independence Day was on a Monday. Those bastards had a three day weekend. Actually, even though they signed the Declaration of Independence on the 4th, they didn't celebrate the event until the 8th. A Friday. Which leads me to one conclusion: the Founding Fathers were wasted for four days. 'Just set everything up for a nice, long weekend. Government! Inaction! In action!

- 'Saw Transformers on Tuesday and it was awesome. This is summer. I don't need plot, I jut need Decepticons. And Optimus Prime. And a Pontiac Solstice Transformer that was so not crash test rated.

THIS RETROACTIVE DATE IN VICODIN:
Who: Wilson/House
What: Wilson's first e-mail appearance. The role of the functional vampire will be played by Ami in tonight's performance.
When: Dated 7/4/06
Link: here

THIS BACK-TO-YOUR-REGULARLY-SCHEDULED DATE IN VICODIN
Who: Cuddy/House
What: While House complains about airport security, Cuddy attempts to figure out just what's living in his apartment.
When: Dated 7/5/06
Link: here