I miss this show.

BARTLET
There are 54 national parks in the country, Josh.

JOSH
Please tell me you haven't been to all of them.

BARTLET
I HAVE been to all of them. I should show you my slide collection.

JOSH
Oh, would you?

BARTLET
[counting with fingers] Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, Badlands, Capitol Reef, Acadia, which is so often overlooked...

JOSH
You should certainly feel free to keep talking, but I need to go home so I could be back in my office in four hours.

BARTLET
Dry Tortugas...

JOSH
See, the thing is, I can't leave without your permission.

BARTLET
Petrified Forests, North Cascades, Joshua Tree, Shenandoah National Park, right here in Virginia! [bangs hand on couch] We should organize a staff field trip to Shenandoah. What do you think? [walks to his desk and writes a note]

JOSH
Good a place as any to dump your body.