The world's most amazing ___________.

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Why is it that, whenever I manage to work my hair into a beautiful shape (in today's case: a pretty swanky up-do), I have to go to my fitness class a few hours later and said beautiful shape turns into "This morning I styled my hair by sticking my head out of the window of a monster truck while clearing fifteen school buses"?

Yes, that question is meant to be rhetorical. Unless you, in fact, own a monster truck. In which case -- can I have a ride to class tomorrow? I'll provide the school buses.

Twelve days. OMG.