An open command to bigbetterirish:

ERIC.

IF YOU DO NOT COME OVER POSTE-HASTE WITH MY NEW LAPTOP AND THE PROMISE OF THINGS TO IMBIBE, THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH "LIFE AS A HOUSE" AND CRY. BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF DAY THAT I'VE HAD.

Oh god, Hayden is so emo.

...I think a spider just crawled into my soda can. I don't want to drink it now. O_o