...like a Katernater scorned.

bitch (bch) n.

1. A female canine animal, especially a dog.
2. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing.
See subentry: "Kate"

Closure has never been this much fun.

Move your elbow / pass the towel / (for a buck I might!)

Oh, Newsies. Only you can supplant my ravening House obsession for utter control of my DVD player.

I had a dream the other night that all the Daily News staff and I went to New York City to work on some obscure paper. We stood in this amazing rotunda of touristy t-shirts and toasted our journalistic prowess.

...And then I think we went to see Godzilla knock over some bank buildings. Headline news, that radioactive monstah'!

Moving out is hard work. Dad's coming at nine tomorrow morning to start loading stuff into the truck. Farewell, Dicks Street. I never learned so much as when I was vomitting Guinness in your back alleys. Salud!