YOU GUYS. I JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

A little. I think. All I know is that it's lashing terribly outside and there was a crackle of static through my computer speakers before a little spark jumped from my keyboard into the tip of my right ring finger. I felt an electric charge go up my arm.

MAYBE I HAVE SUPERPOWERS NOW.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE ON THE COMPUTER DURING A THUNDERSTORM.