A vacuum cleaner, huh? That's a novel way to get rid of spiders. I think I'd be okay with that method of dispatchment. Of course, the vacuum cleaner we have is one of those with the clear, plastic chambers? No bag, right? So I'd suck the spider and then have to watch it spin around in the chamber, which would be horrible, horrible, horrible.

But I think it's cute that you were on a first name basis with the spider in your bedroom. You're one classy lady.