And then there's that saying about swallowing spiders in your sleep. It makes me constantly vacuum around my bed to get rid of webs I can't see.

There's actually a spider living in my bathroom right now. A tiny thing, and not the kind that jumps. Its web is near the floor between the heating pipe and the wall. I...don't know what it thinks it's going to catch there, but hey, as long as it stays there and doesn't make a new home near my bed.