Woe, your international traveling makes me miss my international traveling.

Airport security is gonna be fun. To keep things moving smoothly, just wear shoes you can easily take off, don't carry loose little things in your pockets that you'll have to dump out, and don't wear jewelry (or put them all in a safe pocket in your purse/carryon beforehand). And this is just domestic. But when I arrived at Heathrow, I miraculously bypassed all suspicion. Thank you, cute little sniffer beagle who ignored me!